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Hot Board Games Near You! They’ll Do Anything To Be Played.

Three dating profiles for board games near you.
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These board games are desperate for players! And they’re all, by the fate of the dice, in your area. 😉

Will you be a big, strong player and sweep these games off the shelves? Find out which hottie is right for you.

Warning: These games will pursue you! <3 <3 <3

Codenames

Bio

Hey there, stud. I’ve got some trust issues, but I’m finally ready to meet my partner in crime! I like to drop a lot of hints, so we’ll see if you can keep up. Will you sleuth your way into my heart?

Choose Me!

Single for:

9 years.

Sign:

Scorpio.

Likes:

Jazz; Steve Carell.

Weight:

Average.

Blood Type:

AB.

Dislikes:

Illiteracy; Elephants in a room.

A dating profile for the board game Codenames.

Choose me if you want a partner that lets you know their inner thoughts.

Fanatics Gone Bananas

Bio

Hey, babe~ I’m the ripe new card game on the block with a bunch of crazy prompts. I hope you find the design of my sleek, yellow box appealing. With hundreds of cards to create thousands of hilarious combinations, we’ll have a wild night together!

Choose Me!

Single for:

0 years. Single and ready to mingle!

Sign:

Leo.

Likes:

Partying with a bunch of friends; unpeeling for the right person; goblins.

Weight:

Slim and petite.

Blood Type:

K.

Dislikes:

Brain rot; fruit knives.

A dating profile for the card game Fanatics Gone Bananas.

Choose me if you like to bask in absurd humor and magnesium.

Ticket To Ride

Bio

Howdy, stranger! Let’s explore together! I need a player that’s willing to see the world with me. I’ve got an engine that runs all night long. And if you need to learn my ways, I’ve been told I’m good at train-ing. 😉

Choose Me!

Single for:

20 years.

Sign:

Libra.

Likes:

Travel; staring at the night sky; urban planning.

Weight:

Above average.

Blood Type:

O.

Dislikes:

When a guy’s bed is just a floor mattress; walls in general.

A dating profile for the board game Ticket To Ride.

Choose me if you want to see new sights.

Wingspan

Bio

Just a demure game living in a bird world. We can go hiking a lot, and I’ll always have a fun bird fact for you. We’ll have such an enchanting time together as long as you don’t look in my basement! 😀

Choose Me!

Single for:

5 years.

Sign:

Taurus.

Likes:

Cottagecore; Snow White; chainsaws.

Weight:

Thicc.

Blood Type:

B.

Dislikes:

Overstimulation; TikTok; losing.

A dating profile for the board game Wingspan.

Choose me if you like birdwatching, and colorful game pieces that look way too edible.

Catan

Bio

Well, well. All those young, feisty games, and yet you come crawling back to me. Face it, I’m the peak of cardboard evolution. You can’t help but play me, even if you groan at the mention of my name.

Choose Me!

Single for:

29 years! #cougar

Sign:

Aquarius.

Likes:

Mass production; political debates; sweat.

Weight:

Curvy.

Blood Type:

A.

Dislikes:

The phrase, “it’s just a game;” deodorant.

A dating profile for the board game Catan.

Choose me if you like being insufferable about how high your IQ is.

These Board Games Near You Are Waiting!

Do you want a way to spice up your night with our (personal bias) pick, Fanatics Gone Bananas?

Try making it a rousing drinking game! <<< This link is not a virus. We promise 🙂

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