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About Squazzed

We’re a team of banana enthusiasts and we want to share this passion with you because we can’t find others who feel the same way. Our mission is to make you laugh, cry, and do all those other cliche things.

A portrait of a banana with a baseball cap working on a laptop.

Danana

Bananager

Watching too many bananas getting beaten to a pulp in this town. It’s my job to come in here to split up the rotten bunches.

A portrait of a banana holding a brush and palette.

PEELCASSO

Banartist

During sundae school I perfected my sweet art style. Now all the unripe bananas are green with envy and bent out of shape over my skills.

A portrait of a banana being climbed on by cats.

Shakespeel

Banauthor

I create content that makes others go bananas. At home, a couple furry friends help me feel more catvendish.

A portrait of a banana wearing a safari hat and holding a map and backpack.

Plantaino

Bananalyist

To get a potassium boost, I go hiking, I peel my happiest when getting back to nature.