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About Squazzed
We’re a team of banana enthusiasts and we want to share this passion with you because we can’t find others who feel the same way. Our mission is to make you laugh, cry, and do all those other cliche things.

Danana
Bananager
Watching too many bananas getting beaten to a pulp in this town. It’s my job to come in here to split up the rotten bunches.

PEELCASSO
Banartist
During sundae school I perfected my sweet art style. Now all the unripe bananas are green with envy and bent out of shape over my skills.

Shakespeel
Banauthor
I create content that makes others go bananas. At home, a couple furry friends help me feel more catvendish.

Plantaino
Bananalyist
To get a potassium boost, I go hiking, I peel my happiest when getting back to nature.