Mom talks about slippery long hard things all the time, so with Mother’s Day coming up, make her dreams come true with a bunch of banana-themed gifts that’ll be ripe up her alley. Whether you want to treat your Mom, or someone else’s, we’ve got ideas that’ll have her peeling her best self.
Make Mom Hot
If you have a Mom who has a house filled with ‘peel, laugh, love’‘ artwork, and is always complaining about being cold, make her all hot and bothered with this stylish banana-adorned blanket. The product description even states that it is ‘5 inches longer’ than their competitors, which is sure to get Mom excited. So, pour her a glass of banana nog, let her peel open a good book, and get cozy.
Fill Mom’s (Ear) holes
When the women in your life tell you not to buy them a gift because they don’t need anything, what she is really saying is, you better buy me a gift, and it better be banana-themed jewelry. These earrings whisper classy, while simultaneously screaming: this lady loves a banana penetrating each of her ears simultaneously.
Stuff Mom’s Jewelry Box
So you overheard Dad saying he wanted to give Mom a pearl necklace, but pearls are so last year. The hot commodity this year is a sleek banana-shaped pendant, and combined with Mom slipping into something more comfortable, she’s sure to peel her inhibitions away while wearing it. This necklace even pairs (I would say pears, but we don’t do other fruit jokes here), pearfectly perfectly with the earrings above.
Mom Goes Wild
Does your Mom (or your friend’s Mom) love to signal to others that she likes a girthy banana? It doesn’t get bigger or bolder than our statement banana keychain. For a Mom that likes to get wild with her girlfriends, we also recommend the totally rotten Fanatics Gone Bananas card game. Bonus banana points if you make eye contact while eating a banana as you play.
For When Mom Gets Wet
Picture the scene, Mom is dripping wet and needs a towel. She is sure to raise the eyebrow of judgemental Judy from the HOA committee at the pool, when she whips out the sensually-posed Nicolas Cage and drapes it around her moist form. Oh, and by the way, if you are no stranger to getting slippery, it boasts that it can absorb 5 times its own weight in fluids, if you’re into that.