Picture this. You need to plan a party for a banana-lover. And when we say banana-lover, we mean someone who enjoys eating bananas in completely normal and wholesome way, but whatever you do with bananas in your free time is up to you, we won’t judge…much.
That’s Right, You’re Old
What could be better than mildly offending the party recipient from the very moment they enter the room? Hey, maybe they’ll be so dazzled by the glittery presence of this banner, they won’t even notice what it actually says. Deflection tip: If they do happen to read it, simply reply: ‘sure, you’re just like bread, delicious and yeasty, am I right?!’
Keep Your Banana Inflated
It’s bright, it’s bold, it’s party ready. At Squazzed, we live and breathe bananas, and encourage everyone to ‘go bananas’ each and every day, if not multiple times a day, so it’s safe to say we stand behind the message emblazoned upon this showstopper. Pick up these playful banana balloons, and please, don’t let the lack of an apostrophe keep you up at night.
Hit That Banana
Maybe you were obligated to invite irritable cousin Kevin when Aunt Rachel let it slip about the party. You had no choice but to save face by innocently suggesting that his invite got lost in the mail. Well, he’s here now, and he’s in the corner stuffing his face with banana dogs. Once he has had one too many banana nogs, it’s time to break out this bad boy: the banana piñata. Simply stand back and watch everyone give Kevin a wide berth, as he gets his aggression out on that smug looking paper banana.
Let Everyone Know Where The Magic Happens
The inside of the house is looking ripe and ready, but from the outside no one knows just how hard you like to party. Get the neighbors gossiping on what’s going on behind that yellow-painted front door, by adorning your lawn with banana cutouts. Give your guests the sweet, sweet taste of what’s to come, as they saunter beside a banana lineup leading to your home, without the slip risk that comes with a traditional banana-lined pathway.
Party Games For Rotten Fun
Here’s something that will really get the party started: Fanatics Gone Bananas. Get ready to LOL (that means laugh-out-loud, not lots-of-love, Grandma) with a card game that revolves around laying entertaining responses to funny, themed prompts. Want to be crowned top banana? Simply make everyone’s sides split with laughter by playing the most hilarious comebacks, and the crown will be yours!*
*please supply your own crown.
Wrap Your Banana
You’ve taken care to craft the perfect banana party, now it’s time to take it all the way by wrapping the presents. It’s the little details like this banana-patterned paper, that takes you from gross to Gokusen. Want to be part of the banana elite? Get some bonus banana points by placing your exquisitely-wrapped gifts on a banana patterned table runner for a touch of class.