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Get Squazzed This Summer
Peelcasso
It’s finally summer, which means it’s time to peel those pants off and air out your oranges in a pair of shorts. If you’re looking for a way to spice up your summer, we have a whole bunch of ripe and ready ideas waiting for you.
Dirty Banana Cocktails
We’ve all seen those cocktails in a hollowed-out pineapple, that’s so last year. It’s time up your game and get grandma talking with a dirty banana cocktail. What makes it dirty? That’s up to you to decide. And if you meet any ladies at the bar with curves in all the right places, why not try your luck with an appeeling pick up line, like ‘you put the ass in potassium’. You can have that one for free.
Fanatics Gone Bananas
If theres one way to get the party started, it’s by playing Fanatics Gone Bananas! In this hilarious party game, everyone takes turns asking questions and laying down side-splitting responses. You’ll be at the mercy of the Banana Inspector, as the winning card will be determined by whatever tickles their pickle. Open up the 17+ rotten card box, and you’ll soon figure out the extent of how twisted your friends are.
Skewer Your Banana
Hey, we’re not here to judge how you stuff your hot dog buns. You can squirt your mustard on whatever you fancy, with these banana-based recipes. In fact did you know that BBQ actually stands for Bananas Burn Quick? That’s totally true. There are so many mouth-watering meals you can create that’ll get the whole neighborhood talking, such as Vegan Banana Pulled Pork Sandwiches and Banana Corn Dogs. Everyone’s so creative.
Pool And Peel Time
Sometimes it’s so hot you wish you could peel your own skin off to cool down. Instead of doing that, why not just take a dip in the pool and peel a banana’s skin off instead? There will be a lot less screaming that way. Also, please don’t misread this title as ‘pool and pee time’, you’re not as sneaky as you think you are, it’s gross and you won’t be invited back.
Play With Your Banana
Last time I played with my banana in public, the cops showed up. If you love the thrill of the toss, but hate to keep it behind closed doors, get excited for the best summer ever with this Inflatable Banana Game. You can toss with anyone – Mom, Pop, your boss, or even your creepy Uncle Bob. Whoever’s banana you’re tossing, you’re guaranteed to have a good time.
Wear Shapes And Pull Shapes
If you’re looking for a way to impress the ladies (or gents, we don’t care which way your banana swings), you’re going to want to slide your body into one of our Squazzed Hawaiian shirts. Once you button up one of these beauties (you can optionally leave a few open of course, in order to display your chiseled physique or rampant chest hair), you’ll find it hard to resist pulling some shapes.