Halloween is the best time to let your freak flag fly without raising too many eyebrows…oh this banana costume? Sure, I don’t wear this every day, it’s err… just for Halloween...
Gather The bunch
So you want to hold the best banana-based Halloween house party? The first step is to create an epic guest list and send out your invites. Don’t forget to demand that banana costumes are absolutely mandatory, because there is nothing more enjoyable than forced fun. Think this party is only for the young ripe bananas? Granny Ethel has enough stamina to put those whippersnappers to shame, and she’ll even bring her crochet. Give her this pattern, and before the end of the night, everyone will go home with their very own banana holder.
Give Your Abode A-Peel
Cover your yard in enough cobwebs and skeletons to enrage Pam from the HOA, spice up that stack of jack-o’-lanterns with a few carved bananas, and get all the neighbors talking when they glance through your windows and see every piece of furniture has been replaced with these. Once you’ve cranked up the totally tubular tunes so high that everyone in a 5-mile radius will be calling the cops, it’s time to spritz on a little eau de Banana and anxiously await the first guest.
Nibble On Your Banana
It’s time to take your Halloween party to the next level with spooky-themed banana-based snacks. Sure, Greasy Gary might find the thought of fruit alone a scary concept, but our friends at Chiquita know what’s up, with these Banana Ghost Popsicles. Add a little extra flair with your serving plates, and you’ll even impress the most hard-to-please banana-hating heathens.
Ritual Sacrifice
Next up, it’s everyone’s favorite wholesome activity. While Trevor is getting mashed on Banana Nogs in the corner, it’s time to produce this bad boy. Watch your pals gather around in amazement as you inflict upon each banana their worst nightmare, and pray that bananas can’t scream. The device not only straightens bananas, but cores them while they’re still in the peel – if bananas could have a sleep paralysis demon, this would be it. There, there, don’t worry, the rest of the bunch looking on from the fruit bowl aren’t shaking in pure terror, you’re just imagining it…
Rotten Party Games
After you’ve partaken in a little banana savagery, ride that high by peeling open a box of Fanatics Gone Bananas. It’s the party game that’ll make your sides split with laughter, and also help you discover which of your friends are the most unhinged. Take it in turns asking questions and laying down entertaining responses, before crowning the winner Top Banana. *Crown not included.
Curves in All The Right Places
Last week you successfully slipped into the DM’s of a fellow fruit-lover, and somehow managed to convince them to attend tonight’s party. Not only are you pleased to see them, but yes, there is also a banana in your pocket. Don’t miss your chance to make a move before the night is out, and if you’re lucky, those peels might end up on the bedroom floor. Maybe you can even read them a little bedtime story. Hey, don’t worry if it doesn’t work out, turn that frown upside down…there’s plenty more bananas on the tree.