If you’re not ashamed of your perverse obsession with bananas, Halloween is the perfect time to let your freak fly without looking too unhinged. Whether you prefer your outfit to softly whisper ‘respectful fruit fancier’, or scream ‘fanatical maniac’, we’ve got you covered. To help you gauge how exactly your getup will go down, we’ve included a useful ripe or rotten rating.
Bananas On The Brain
Rating: Totally Rotten
You may as well have not even shown up to the party. You are an embarrassment to everyone. Hang your banana-laden head in shame and go stand in the naughty corner. If you still want to disappoint your parents, you can purchase this pathetic headband here.
Basic Banana
Rating: Rotten
We get it, your girlfriend really wanted to come to this party and you would have rather been at home watching the game, neck-deep in chips and dip. But play your cards right tonight, and you’ll be neck-deep in something else. So forget about bruising your ego, throw on your minimal effort shirt, and give your lady a good time.
A Round Of A-Paws
Rating: Over Ripe
Even little Spud here can be exploited in the name of fun this Halloween. He probably won’t enjoy it, but a bit of bribery can go a long way to get your furry little friend to be a willing participant. This peely perfect ensemble also doubles up an excellent wingman, as we guarantee this goofball will have the ladies flocking and fawning over him in no time.
Slip into This
Rating: Ripe
If this party is a total banana-fest, then be warned for the hoards of men who you’ll find coincidentally carrying a banana in their pocket…or maybe it’s just our new keychain. All eyes will be on you with this appeeling getup, just spritz on a little eau du ‘nana, sling on a couple of yellow high heels, and you’ll be living your best life.
Banana Lovers
Rating: Getting Ripe
Double the banana, double the fun. If you’re a duo of fun-loving fruit fanatics, you’ll undoubtedly end up the enviable power couple of the party in this costume. The irrefutable magnetic charisma you’ll be emitting, might even attract another fruit to your bunch. As long as it’s consensual, it’s all ripe with us.